Spencer: Let me tell you something about Ryan. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Haley who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Ryan was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Haley, he’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-boys pool party, I was like, “Ryan, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re a homo.” I mean I couldn’t have a homo at my party. There were gonna be boys there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? He was a HOMO. So then his mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped out of school because no one would talk to him, and he came back in the fall for high school, all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on crack.

oh, my god.
i just laughed really hard over this.
there are five other mean girls quotes that someone switched to be panic members (and one has pete wentz) and they're all hilarious.